So like, I think eero’s a corgi or something.

I guess eero was so bored at my absence from Pittsburgh that he made himself a Twitter account.

Pups don’t go yarp, they go tweet.

He got a football for Christmas!

One of my v-neck shirts got bleached. Obviously I had to put it on eero and take pictures.

He is totally rocking the deep v. Look at that hairy chest. Eat your heart out American Apparel.
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I don’t actually sound like a 5 year old. I swear.

What sulkitude.

I’ve always wanted a fennec fox, but I got a ‘Ro instead.

He totally knows he’s the cat’s meow.

I am jealous!

“All mogwai are energetic and extremely curious, the latter quality often getting them into trouble.”

The ultimate “ohshitfuck” eero. Serves him right to tease dogs bigger than he is.

Quick! Somebody call Michael Vick!

It is evident that eero has an ear fetish. He will always chew off the ears of his stuffed animals first. After giving him this raccoon, he got through the ear and into the stuffing brains within a few hours. I decided to perform some animal surgery.

Red thread for contrast, of course

Calm, cute.

Euuuu no hugggss!

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